So you've seen all my movies and now you want to experience the real thing. I'm totally thrilled to spend time with you. I'll be sooooo much fun. Please call 818 251 0377* and we can set up a time and date to get together. We will initially do all communication via e-mail. After you have made your nonrefundable deposit (only if you miss the appointment) I will give you my cellphone number and we can start to get to know each other.