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12-07-2007, 05:43 PM
ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge
In divorce court.
Angelina says:
'Your honor, we beena marry 25 years
Ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose
Ana when we maka love
He a never letsa me on topa.
I justa canna taka dis nomore.'
The judge listens solemnly
And then addresses Giuseppi.
'Giuseppi, is disa true ?
You always a picka your nose
And you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say for a yourself?'
Giuseppi says,
'Well your honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna DA bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy.
My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always do ev'ryting he'sa say.
My poppa one day he says, 'Giuseppi,
I gotta tella you DA two main secrets
Ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
You always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
You never screw up.'
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge
In divorce court.
Angelina says:
'Your honor, we beena marry 25 years
Ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose
Ana when we maka love
He a never letsa me on topa.
I justa canna taka dis nomore.'
The judge listens solemnly
And then addresses Giuseppi.
'Giuseppi, is disa true ?
You always a picka your nose
And you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say for a yourself?'
Giuseppi says,
'Well your honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna DA bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy.
My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always do ev'ryting he'sa say.
My poppa one day he says, 'Giuseppi,
I gotta tella you DA two main secrets
Ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
You always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
You never screw up.'