dcscot
01-16-2008, 09:29 AM
and yes, i apologize in advance to all you blondes out there......but, that's funny, i don't care who you are :)
A blonde in financial trouble decided to raise money by kidnapping a child.
She went to a park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote this note: "I kidnapped your child. I'm sorry, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the statue in the park by 7 a.m.. Signed, A Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park, and found a brown bag behind the statue with $10,000 in it.
Inside the bag, beside the cash, was another note: "Here's your money. I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another!"
A blonde in financial trouble decided to raise money by kidnapping a child.
She went to a park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote this note: "I kidnapped your child. I'm sorry, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the statue in the park by 7 a.m.. Signed, A Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park, and found a brown bag behind the statue with $10,000 in it.
Inside the bag, beside the cash, was another note: "Here's your money. I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another!"