Leetah
03-02-2008, 01:03 AM
Subject: Elderly Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?"
"Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a crazy idea. Let's do it!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and chuckling to himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while
both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they
both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't
know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
Still shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago
that wasn't an electric fence."
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?"
"Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a crazy idea. Let's do it!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and chuckling to himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the
old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while
both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they
both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't
know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
Still shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago
that wasn't an electric fence."