dcscot
03-07-2008, 09:17 PM
From the best of craigslist. Just another reason to take a look.
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am
not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are
giving it to my wife.
1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is
starting to get old.
2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please
stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you
visit(god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but
please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the
counter I will pick some up.
4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some
reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have
to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a
better spot?
5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off
with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are
clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to
work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are
young not mentally challenged.
7. Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is
putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8. When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may
think giving a different answer will make her think twice about
eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving
her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom
for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years
and if she does she will not share.
10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner
that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball
camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with
school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the
left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines
Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be
able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I
hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I
have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a
heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't
feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd
of April for four days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if
you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks this was not written by anyone named Jack S.
:drinking:
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am
not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are
giving it to my wife.
1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is
starting to get old.
2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please
stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you
visit(god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but
please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.
3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the
counter I will pick some up.
4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some
reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have
to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a
better spot?
5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off
with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are
clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to
work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).
6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are
young not mentally challenged.
7. Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is
putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.
8. When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may
think giving a different answer will make her think twice about
eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving
her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.
9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom
for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years
and if she does she will not share.
10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner
that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball
camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with
school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the
left.
Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines
Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be
able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I
hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I
have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a
heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't
feel rushed.
P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd
of April for four days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if
you find yourself low on beer.
Thanks this was not written by anyone named Jack S.
:drinking: