HUNGWELL
09-24-2010, 10:23 PM
I was showing a group of people how smart my dog, Sammy, was.
Everything i told the dog to do he did. The dog could send an email using my blackberry, he could program Tivo. The dog even managed to drive my car round the block.
Everyone was amazed. I was really proud.
"You haven't seen anything yet", I said. I then gave Sammy the dog my Rolex and told him to adjust the watch for daylight savings time.
Sammy took off with the watch around his paws. Hours later when he hadn't returned, So i decided to go look for him. I soon found him in a back alley mounting several female provider dog breeds.
"Sammy, you've never disobeyed me before what The fuck happened?" As i yelled.
"Well, I never had a Rolex before!" was all Sammy could say as he fondled a poodle.
Everything i told the dog to do he did. The dog could send an email using my blackberry, he could program Tivo. The dog even managed to drive my car round the block.
Everyone was amazed. I was really proud.
"You haven't seen anything yet", I said. I then gave Sammy the dog my Rolex and told him to adjust the watch for daylight savings time.
Sammy took off with the watch around his paws. Hours later when he hadn't returned, So i decided to go look for him. I soon found him in a back alley mounting several female provider dog breeds.
"Sammy, you've never disobeyed me before what The fuck happened?" As i yelled.
"Well, I never had a Rolex before!" was all Sammy could say as he fondled a poodle.