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Unread 02-09-2012, 08:04 AM   #1
monicaexotica
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Talking Still My all time favorite stupid mailer...

Just had to share the fun......

Hello my goddess girl, my name is Brian- I'm 37 years old and I love your photos! Im looking for a girl who's not a dominatrix type, but would just love to humiliate me and my job (I am a septic tank cleaner) I'm looking for a girl to help me live out a fantasy of me falling into my septic tank opening and having a hot girl come by and laugh at me as i try to get out. I realize this is kinda over the top fetish (this is not fake- I will actually fall into a full tank) so I have been saving money for a while for this. IT would only be a 15-30 min session (as i know you would not want to stay long) but I am willing to pay 4-5 grand for that time, if that is not enough I can be flexible for more. But because of the amount of money at stake here- I will make every effort to find a girl who is legit. I just want you to verbally humiliate me and push your foot down on my head to push me under the surface. I am totally safe and have references galore for you to read if u wish. (none with this experience of course lol) If I don't hear back from you, I wouldnt be surprised but my offer is serious Have a great day xoxo
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Unread 02-09-2012, 09:29 AM   #2
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Re: Still My all time favorite stupid mailer...

Holy shit!! Yeah, literally.

If that is this guy's version of "kinda over the top," then I really don't think I'd want to see his version of 'Sick and Nasty'.
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Unread 02-09-2012, 10:27 AM   #3
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Re: Still My all time favorite stupid mailer...

Here was my reply back....snappy answers to stupid questions.
Of course I never heard back.

Hello Brian, You have hit the nail right on the head. I'm not a dominatrix.I am willing to do this with conditions.
1. Must be paid up front or in cash. We can do this via paxum.
2. I will have My girlfriend who is a pro domme with me in My sports car to humiliate You. This is for My safety.
3. We are allowed to film it for Our personal enjoyment and You will sign a release in the off chance I decide to put it on My website just for extra humiliation to You.
If this is agreeable with You. Call Me to make arrangements.
No silliness or asking for services as We have already established what You desire.
I am a professional and expect to be treated as such. Monica
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Unread 06-30-2012, 10:47 AM   #4
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Re: Still My all time favorite stupid mailer...

man for 4-5 grand id throw his ass in that septic tank LOL
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